Employee: Hello, sir, what would you like?
Bale: [in deep, husky Batman tones] Turkey and provolone, and make it fast.
Employee: Sorry, I didn’t catch that, can you speak normally?
Bale: I said Turkey and provolone. Please.
Employee: Okay, and on what kind of bread?
Bale: The…darkest you have.
Employee: What kind?
Bale: The daaaarkest—
Employee: Seriously, dude.
Bale: Pumpernickel.
Employee: Okay, turkey and provolone on pumpernickel?
Bale: Yes, make it snappy.
Employee: *snickers*
Bale: What, what is it? Did I say something amusing?
Employee: It’s just your voice, it’s—nevermind.
Bale: And several pickles.
Employee: Will that be all?
Bale: Yes. I’m in a rush; there are villains to be thwarted.
Employee: Is that so?
Bale: Gotham City must be made safe for—
Employee: $5.49.
Bale: NO! Stop!
Employee: What’s wrong?
Bale: Cookie, I want a cookie.
Employee: M&M or macadamia nut?
Bale: Surprise me. I’m a risk taker.
Employee: $6.14.
Bale: Have a nice day.
Employee: Don’t leave, you have to pay me!
Bale: Batman never carries cash.
Employee: I’m calling the cops.
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